Kehidupan di Matrikulasi Episod 2.

Assalamualaikum.. bg salam neyh,jawab jgn x jwb.OK,kembali kite ke episod ke dua dlm kehidupanku di matrikulasi!! hehe~ (masih lg nk gelak bile tringat wkt nk pi daftar pkai ray-ban dan bajet hensem!!).Ok now nk cerite kronologi dr orientasi,pasca orientasi,n until present :)

ORIENTASI,its sucks!bayangkanla bile diri yg berumur 17,di'orientasi'kn seperti diri ini masih comel2 13 tahun (form 1).those who stayed at hostel during the secondary school phase,they'll know it MUCH how torturing the orientasi is!! So,fasilitator ktorg dhla TUA setahun jer!!!!!!!!ish,mase nk abes!! sambung lg nnt!! :(

Akhirnye AKU uPDATE Blog~

Assalamualaikum pemula bicara. First of all,i wanna tell you that i am a student of matriculation college of pahang now. Frankly said,i have too lot of things to say,to share,to reveal,ideas are over accumulated in my brain now n im thinking of hiring a P.A just to update my blog. haha. poyo!! okay,let i just summarize it into points.eh,no way,i still wanna story it.point x best!haha. ;)

Bile dpt tahu aq dpt tawaran Kolej Mtarikulasi Pahang,its kinda mess my brain to think of it.am i gona go there? or not? its too far to be thought of.tp when my abah just say,"ko pegi je,xpayah nk mengade ngade jauhla.abah hanta nnt.biar ko rse hdup ssh skeyt." haaa,hambek ko.mkn dlm ayat!! kahkah!! tp xpe,bleyh mrantau jauh2 :) dh slame nie asyik dok perak je.skolah rendah perak.sekolah menengah perak.duduk perak.lahir kt perak.ate mmg bangge bebenor teman dgn peghok neyh.so,its time for penghijrahan. then,we embarked our journey a day earlier to avoid inconvinience during the registration day :)

Smpai sane,punyele ramai org daftar.ramai gler2!!mau tak nye dkt brape ribu ntah.yg nk dijadikan cerite,aq rase aq hensem sgt wkt pegi daftar tuh,aq pkai baju kemeje biru tp kolar hitam,tie hitam,kasut kulit baru n yg xtahan nye-RAY BAN!!!!! ko bayangkan aq bjalan nk pi daftar tuh mcm artis,bile pk2 balik,malu pon ade sbb aq xtaw mcm mane aq bleyh terfikir nk pkai mcm tu!! hahahahaha!! boooooo~ to me!! hahahahhaa,aq xbleyh brenti gelak bile igt blk wkt tu,bajet ensem gler2!!! kahkahkah!!! (tgh tls blog pon dok gelak lg!!).sume org tgk aq msti dlm hati diorang-"perghhh mamat nie,jangok lebeyh!bgaye gler!"kahkah!! malunye!!!lps dh abes daftar.orientasi mcm biasela. weh,mase dh abes.nnt aq update,episod dua! bye~

Chinese New Tiger Year 2010..

Its been so long that i didnt update my blog!! So sorry.. Im too Hectic with my last days job.. Hehe.. First of all,i like to have a story telling bout my experience workin on Chinese New Year Festival.. Its SHIT!! haha.. Thats the first impression.. Ill not gona forget these memories being a psycho person workin on this time!!

FEBRUARY 13TH,2O1O.. 1000A.M..
Aq rse hari nie biase je mcm hari2 yg laen.. tp,hari ni hari yg best bwat org2 cine sbb diorang raye hari ni.. aq shift opening,so kene msk awl la.. tibe2.. mrs lee dtg.. "nik,happy new year.."smbil menyerahkan angpau merah RBS Bank.. "thanx so much mrs lee..happy new year!!"ambil ku smbil terpinga pinga.. hehe.. rezeki.. Alhamdulillah..

THEN....

secare tibe2,ade family cine dekat 10 org masuk n dudok smbil besembang kuat2..aq bgla menu foods n beverages..then,selang 2-3 minit..ade lg 2 family yg kira2 dkt brape blas org msk.. wkt tue aq dh mencarut carut dh cuz keje opening pon aq x settle lg.. xmop lg,xlap meje lg,dh msk ramai!! SHIT!! 2 je yg aq mampu ckp.. then,aq bkn nk tipu,dtg lg 4-5 family n then,dlm mase stengah jam,SR 2 FULL!!!!!!! babi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dhla opening wkt 2 3 org je,aq,kak nurin n azahar..tekangkang kangkang aq bwat keje.. penat gler!!!!!!!! dlm hati aq,cepatla org shift ptg masuk!!! tlgla msk ngan cepat!!! aq dh nk mati dh nie!!!! sumpah penat..ksian giler tgk sunil kt barista tue..sorang2 je bwat air.. list air yg dari kabinet ats dh cecah smpai bawah dh punye byk.. die klam kabot giler.. yg kitchen tue..lg gampang.. menjerit2 mcm org giler.. mummy(tukang masak..) taw nk marah org je,sakit ati pon ade!! die yg klam kabot,org len plak jd mangse..


1400P.M..

Akhirnya.. makhluk2 yg shift ptg masuk jgk.. ha.. kt sini aq nk cerita 1 peristiwa.. hanye staf2 SR je yg taw!! klu korang bace post ni,maknenye,korang antare yg plg awl tau bende ni sbb aq xpnah bgtaw kt sape2 pown sblowm nie!! seriously!! parents aq pown xtaw!! staf2 Sr je taw,itupon xsemua.. haha.. btuahla korang!! peristiwanya.....

Ade la satu group cine nie,aq rase diorang blaja same tmpt kot n gathering kt situ.. biasela cine,klu x sexy x sah!! haha.. dhla rmai,dkat 10 org!!! jenuh sambung meja sambil bdk cibai mane ntah bg tumpah ice blended chocolate,aq plak cacai yg kene lap.shit!!(selingan jap..) Then,diorang pggl la aq utk order.. aq ambik order n key in dlm komputer.. smbil tggu diorang punye makanan 2 siap,aq pon tpaksela melayan krenah customer2 SR yg amat2 ramai n dtg xbrenti renti!!!SHIT again!!!sumpah penat!!
then..

air diorang siap,x silap aq,die order frosty watermelon,yakni,buah tembikai 2 blend ngan ice,mmg sdapla(promote plak..),then,aq pon angkat n pi kt meja diorang,ukirkan senyuman yg amat plastik n hipokrit sbb aq penat sgt2,lalu berkate,"frosty watermelon sir.."..lalu,die tunjuk kt awek die menandakan,awek die punye.. then,aq pown pi la hanta.. UNFORTUNATELY!!!! AWEK DIE TUE EXCITED SGT SEMBANG N TEPIS TGN AQ YG MASIH MEMEGANG TRAY YG PNUH NGAN MINUMAN FROSTY WATERMELON TUE,SCARE X SENGAJA,AQ POWN TLAH MEMANDIKAN AWE DIE YG SEXY BERPAKAIAN TIUB BIRU TUE,(xsilap aq la..)DGN FROSTY WATERMELON 2!! hahahhahaha!!!! pkai lawa2,tp kene mandi ngan air tembikai,abes rambut salon die,make up die,baju dier.. kwn2 die lg clake,bleyh pi gelak kt die.. ksian giler,pakwe die relax je sbb bkn salah aq..aq xbrenti2 say sorry kt die..org len sume ckp relaxla bro smbil mneruskan gelak.. hahahahahahha...

sronok x dpt taw crite ni?? haha.. mlm pown berlalu n disebabkan aq shift pagi,aq blk awl la.. klu aq ckp aq nk blk kt mrs lee,smpai mati die xkan bg wlupon mmg time aq blk..then,aq blk jela sbb kak nurin yg aja aq mcm tue.. haha.. cayalah kak nurin!! then,hari penyiksaan berakhir n aq blk2 trows tdo!!! end!!! penat sgt2!!! rmai sgt org,.. mcm2 kerenah.. kene maki,kene marah.. aq dh kalis dh semua tue!!! tlinga aq dh tuli dh klene marah,n carot pown ade gak..plg benci bdk2..mkn xpnah nk bersih(name pon bdk2.. ala ko pon nik,smpai skrg mkn tumpah,bak kate aizul,mcm manela ko nk pi mkn kt umah mak mertua ko nnt!!),bdk2 suke bg tumpah aiskrim n air,jenuh nk mop blk,nk sapu!! hurmmm,mmg dugaan!!

keesokan harinye,bende yg same,rmai,kne marah,byk krenah,aiskrim tumpah,mop,lap... shit!!(dh brape byk shit dh niyh..)..xlarat sgt2!!!wkt nie la aq dh terdetik nk reesign.. hurmmm.. aq x larat.. kata2 akhir dr ku... :P

Aku Suke Beberapa Hari Yang Lalu..

Amboi,amboi..sume org dh update nie,aq je yg x update2 lg,xbleyh jd nie!!huhu.. Ok,i dont have any idea to post something that is more focusing on spesific topic,well i guess i'll be tellin something that has happened previous days lately..

• Agak rekod la sbb aq berjaye bwk moto pi tlk intan sorang2!! saje je memandangkan aq cuti n mmg dh cdg pon nk jumpe shamil,azmi,aizul n nk pulang kalkulator aus.. aq press abes2 smate mate nk cpat smpai t.i tue.. tp moto aq bleyh pi dlm 120-140 km/j je.. aq dh bykkali bgtaw ikan,kupau,stelah penenrangan diorunk,aq ttp xbley trime hakikat yg moto aq hanye bleyh pi smpai situ je,hehe..nway,alhamdulillah,aq slamat pi n slamat smpai.. nk cari rumah shamil pnyla ssh!! shamil bg clue ade tokong kale kuning la(amboi,slalu pi la 2 smpai bleyh taw kale tokong tue..),trows la,kona la..huhu.. akhirnye,hj azmi gak yg dtg ambik aq pi umah shamil.. tekejut gler tgk shamil dh mcm banggla mane tah ngan rmbt pnjg nye..hehe.. smpai2,sembang2 la jap,sempat lg nk ngutok.. pastu shamil ajak pi kantin hanta burger..mak shamil baek sgt!!!! die bg aq mkn mcm2 kt kantin tue smpai nk pcah prowt..dhle free,huhu.. lps tue... mule la perjalanan yg mendebarkan.. NK PI SEMESTI NK HANTA KALKULATOR AUS!!!! aq gune kalkulator aus utk spm,smpai skrg aus blaja addmaths xgne kalkulator..sian dier,,hehe..

• Aq bwk mule2..x ku sgke.. shamil pnakut bile aq bwk laju.. cubit2 aq suroh slow skeyt!! hakhak!! xpe shamil,asalkan kite slmat smpai!! hehe.. ble dh smpai smesti,bdk2 tgh latihan sukan.. nmpk juge pengawal tough smesti@cinad dh tuka uniform,kale putih!!(amboi2...bgaye dh ye mike..)hakhak..die check beg aq takut bwk bnde haram n mulele pot pet xbrenti renti..aq ckple,"nk jumpe kwn kjap je,nk pas brg n nnt kami blkla!!!!"..aus n aizul dh meunggu..sempatla aq nyembang jap..plg best kak mas!!!!!! kakak angkatku yg stahun terpisah,bru 1st time jumpe!!!!! best glerla dpt jumpe dier,hehe..kak mas,keje elok2 k!!!! huhu.. stelah nyembang jap,aq pulang ke rumah shamil n say farewell 2 shamil krane aq mmg udah mau pulang ke home sweet home.. sblm pulang.. aq sggah umah hj azmi!!!! paretns die baek sgt2!!!!!!!! jamu aq mcm2!!!!!!!! thanx taw azmi!! hehe.. then aq btoy2 pulang.. it takes about 35 minutes for me 2 reach home cuz i speed 140km/j maintain.. hehe.. adele gak brenti2 jap kt traffic light,huhu..

• now psl tmpat kerje aq,secret recipe.. aq sronok sgt2 dpt tgk customer, tmbh2 tennagers,bile dtg kn..member2nye ,sume campur2 kaum,mlayu,cine,india,sikh..sronok sgt2 bile tgk india n mlayu sembang2 n gelak2 dlm bhs melayu!! sronok tgk diorunk laen2 kaum rapt sgt2 mcm adk bradek..smbut birthday same2..mkn same2..ade gak yg blanje kwn2 even x same kaum!!sronok wooo...rse muhibbah..yg org dewase xpyh ckple..lg rmai yg kwn,buisness partner n tmpat keje same yg laen2 kaum.. lg satu kn,best sgt2 bile ade customer,yg bile kite mintak order,dier cine,tp dier ckp bhs mlayu mcm org mlayu!!!siapbleyh bwat slank perak lg!!hakhak!!!"yob,xdengor ke ape teman ckp..hakhak.."smbil gelak2 gurau ngan aq..aq sronok hidup kt malaysia!!!!! hehe..

• aq juge sdh dpt gaji first aq.. Alhamdulillah,,kerje kt sini mcm serampang due mate,yg pertame:aq bleyh kurus sbb asyik nyapu n mop n lap cermin n kluarkan pluh yg dh skian lame xkluar.. yg kedua:bleyh kumpol duit..bleyh rse makanan mahal..hakhak..

• ape lg ye blaku lately nie??? hurmmm,udah lupe la.. ok la..nmpaknye smpai sini jela.. nnt klu ade byk idea dtg mencurah curah lg,aq cter k!!! bye.. so long..

~0052,february 6th,2010.. kes liwat anwar ibrahim.... eeee.seram!!!!!

Aku Kalis Semuanya..

heyya,dh lame x update nmpknye.. sory!! ikan,now aq dh update dh nie,bce jgn x bce!! xnk dpt title blog plg bersawang 2010!! xnk,xnk,xnk!!! huh,wutever.. nway,mmg post kali nie nk cter psl pengalaman bekerje 1st time!!! stelah terlalu excited bercerita ttg kejayaan mendapat kerje di sini!!


1ST DAY,January 18th,2010..
Aq msk kerje terlalu awl,spttnye 1330H,tp aq msk 1130H,lalu,mrs lee(name yg amat2 familiar skrg n sume staff akan berbaik baik ngan die utk mendapat gaji lbeyh!!) lantas menyuruh aq blk dulu,sambung tdo n dtg blk pkul 130 tgh hari.. xpe,aq blk.. hari nie juge menjadi sejarah kerana for the first time aq bwk moto kt jln bsr tanpe dekman(adek aq),kt blkg yg xjemu2 memberi command utk mnjd pemandu berhemah!!(tlg jgn gelak!!)..best gak bwk moto!!tp jgn panick,nnt terbabas!!rlex2 je,xde sape nk langgar kau tnpe sebab nik melainkan ko yg cari psl.. so aq dh brani skrg!!! hehe..

1:30 p.m..
aq msk,kak nurin(akak yg amat2 berjasa mengajar aq mcm2!!) ajar aq nk puch card,pkai apron secret recipe ngan banggenye,pkai topi n diberiku senarai menu n beverages utk dihafal isi kandungannye supaye bile customer tny ape kandungannye,at least taw la nk trangkan.. stelah khatam,aq diajar utk key in mknn n minuman yg di order di waiter post n nnt kluarla kertas dkt bar utk sdiakan minuman,kertas kt kitchen utk sdiakan mknn yg di order n dkt cake counter utk kek yg di order(maju kan..)..slepas itu, aq diajar utk setting sudu garpu depends on the food they ordered cth klu tomyam kung,sudu bsr ngan chopstick,klu mozarella baked fish,pisau n garpu,klu thai fried rice,sudu nasik n garpu n so on la.. aq sdh khatam n fhm kak nurin,thanx!!

selepas itu aq diajar utk setting cakes,drinks n beverages..aq juga sdh khatam!! dan sterusnye,aq diajar utk menyapu!! menyapu pun kene ajar ke?? monolog ku sendirian.. rupenye,aq mmg dh ilang skil menyapu!!!! atau erti kate len,aq xreti dh nk menyapu!!stelah kali terakhir menyapu dorm wkt form 3 awl thn je,then duty menyapu kt klas yg xpenah2 dibuat n tiap2 kali inspection yg spttnye sume org bergegas utk kemas dorm,tp aq bleyh tdo smpai warden bsg bru aq bgn n slambe badak je pi mandi sambil disaksikan apek(ketua umum beb!!) ngan muke bengang yg x terluah kerana xmampu marah kerana batch sndri(mmg tiap kali aq lmbt inspection,msti aq kantoi mandi lmbt ngan apek!!knape dier je??die nk usha aq mandi ke??)..lalu,aq diajar semule utk menyapu oleh kak nurin(die msti frust!!)..aq pon mnyapu la satu restoran 2..peluh dh mcm bru lps mrentas desa n pinggang sakit sial!!(penangan membuli bdk menyapu dorm mkn diri sndri!!) then,leisure time kerana xde customer.. lalu aq bersembang n embark the muzakkarah session..

aq knal....

• CHUM EE LING..

anak tunggal,skolah convent stiawan n slalu pening kpale krane memikirkan hala tuju selepas spm!! die xtaw nk ambik course ape n tringin nk blaja jepun..spm 13 sbjct ngan tmbhn bahasa cine n bhs cine kesusasteraan..

• NURINNAZUHA..

KAK NURIN!! inila kak nurin aq.. die amat2 slambe n best!! byk aja aq mcm2 n best smbng.. die pnah pi ez+maths kt smesti n dowk blok A delta n die kate amat2 kotor n x lalu nk dok situ dh(hurmmm...).. die skolah majung dulu n slalu cter zaman2 die skolah!! orgnye manis!! die ade ramai pakwe!!! hakhakhak!!die kate die pnah kapel ngan bdk sbaye ngan aq which means,lg mude dr die.. die ketua floor n die ktua stuff kt sini..

• NUR ZAKIRAH..

kira!! die keje kt BARISTA n keje bwat air je.. sdap ke erk die bwat air??xtawla.. xpnah rse pon.. hehe.. best gossip2 ngan die!! die dowk taiping,tp sewa rumah kt dpn scret recipe 2 je ngan kakak die,tashA,.kak die pun keje sini gak!!

• NUR NATASHA..

tasha!! kakak si kira!! keje kt cake counter n expert gler potong2 kek nie!! hehe.. die taw sgale jenis kek,ape kandungannye n rse die!! lg best gossip ngan die,mulut jnis xde insurans!! hehe..

• SUNIL..

PELIK X NAME DIE?? die nie org nepal,dh 3 thn keje kt sini n keje kt BARISTA same ngan kira..diela yg aja kira bwat air!! very annoying and sume staff pompuan kt sini sume suke gadoh ngan die!! die bangge sgt ngan nepal die 2,ade je crite nk dcritekan..hakhak!! bhs melayu die not bad la!! thn nie thn last die keje kt sini sbb dh abes tempoh pasport dh..

• ISMAIL..

sbaye gak ngan aq,skolah raja shariman kt beruas..die nie rajen gler!!msti gaji die byk mrs lee naikkan..die slalu bwat keje tnpe disuruh,mmg rajenla!!die ske kcu sunil,aq tukang gelak je,hehe..sunil nie,klu kte ckp bhs mlayu laju2 mcm kite slalu sembang,die bkn fhm,2 yg best kutok n kcu snil 2,hakhak!!

• NIA

kak nia!! org indon n tkg msk kt sini!! sdap gler2 die msk tomyum kung!! msti korunk tbygkan die tua n dh berumur kan?? NO!!! die tua 2 thn dr aq je xsilap aq..slalu gak gadoh ngan sunil!!die bdn kecik je mcm bdk skolah..suke senyum n pndai msk!!

11.00 p.m.,CLOSING..

aq memulakan tugasku dgn menyapu 1 kdai 2!! then aq diajar bwat air mop oleh kak nurin.. 1st time aq tgk org bwat air mop gune air pns yg bru mendidih,ouch!!!then aq mop la smbil disaksikan k.nurin yg aq rse dh brapi n hampir mengamuk krana melihat aq bwat keje lembab,lmbt,lampi...die trows capai mop 2 n tnjk care mop yg btowl n cpt,aq tergamam n meneruskan kerja2 closing.. sume org tension wkt closing sbb sume nk blk awl n dh pnat,2 yg diorunk marah tgk org bwat keje lembab2 mcm aq salah sorunk..aq takowt and slepas slesai sume... kak,sory kak sye bwat keje lambat,skrg sye dh taw nk bwat keje cpat2 dh!! kateku jujur.. lalu,kak nurin senyum n ckp laen kali jgn bwat keje lmbt2 dh nnt org marah,nsb bek kamu bru,klu x...rilek la,akak xmarah la..

fuuh..1st day yg amat2 penat!!menakutkan!!menyampahkan n pnuh pengajaran!!pnat sgt,slps slesai semua,aq bawa diri pulang n sblm 2 mkn char koay teaw kt dpn wayang,best!!!abg 2 dh hafal dh aq akan order ape..then aq pulang,mandi n tdo!!!!end of my first day life!!

~0054,january 28th,2010..credit utk k.nurin yg byk mengajar aq mengharungi hidup2 di scret recipe nie,hehe.. mknn2 kt sini jgk sume sdp2 n menggoyahkan iman insan yg mahu diet sperti aq nie!!! aq cbe utk update sgale crite2 best kt sane mcm ikan update(aq ambik ko jd contoh ikan!!)...

ReZeki Allah S.W.T..

niksyazne: (senyum ngan penuh mesre).gud evening aunty!! i wanna ask u,is there any vacancy here? im a post spm student and still waiting for the rsult and wondering that would i work for a part time here??(speaking le,ntah2 dier tetarik ke.. hehe)..

auntie SR: owh ok,but unfortunately(lbeyh2 plak ayt..)we only take the full time worker,but dont worry..i try to get you here,but u only,jgn bgtaw kwn2 u ye yg saye ambik part time mcm awk nie..u got the look n your english is good(sumpah xtipu auntie tue ckp mcm 2,xcaye tny ikan.hakhak)..

niksyazne: thanks so much auntie,i'll be waiting for ur call k! (dlm hati,YaAllah,sronoknye,trima kasih sbb memakbulkan doa aq!!hambamu ni mmg nk sgt2 keje kt situ!!alhamdulillah!!thanx Allah)

hye!! this post mmg nk crite mcm mane pengalaman aq carik keje,dgr ikan pown bahagie kt kfc,yaasiin pown dh keje kt midvall,jaykay pon dh jd pizza boy,mas pon n ramai lgla!! ikuti sambungannyew.. ESOKNYE..

kring,kring....(biasela,enset murah!! mane ade true tones!! sdeyh!!)
niksyazne: hello,sape nie??(dlm hati dh mmg agk secret recipe..)

auntie SR: hello,sorry ye,i dh ambil 3 org yg lain kerje,sorry ye,next time ok..(letak!!)

wtf!!!!! cakap mcm keling!! harapan palsu!!!! cilakak!!! shit!!! mulele aq rse nk nanges!! kene reject beb!! 1st tyme kene reject,mau x sdeyh,dgn care mcm 2 plak.. mama tny,knape?? aq pun ckple secret recipe dh ambik org len(saje ckp pelan2,sbb klu abah aq taw aq kene reject,sure die gelakkan gile2 kt aq!! aq dh kene dh dulu!!).. aq dh.... hurmmm... pts harapan... tp xpe... aq nk keje yg len plak!! mati ar scret recipe!! bluwekkkkkkkk!!!! mlm 2 crite la kt ikan,pian ngan mo.. diorunk pon kate carikle tmpt len,ikan pon suggest keje kt kfc..hakhak.. main peranan plak ikan!! hurmmmm...

beberape hari berlalu..

kring,kring...(enset MASIH murah kerana masih menganggur!!)

niksyazne: hello,siape nie??

auntie SR: hello,u nik mohamad saceni ye??(slank cine..) u esk dtg scret recipe slps smbhyg jumaat ye,i nk interview u utk kerje di secret recipe.. dtg yer.. (letak..)

niksyazne: eh auntie,(tuuuutuuuutuuut)..

yahooooo!!! alhamdulillah!!! Allah makbulkan jgk doa aq!!! Alhamdulillah!!!! cbe korunk bygkan bile sesuatu yg korang dh pts harapan,dtg blk!! sronok sgt2!! thanks Allah!! thanks for everything!!

hari ini..

niksyazne: (aq pon dtgle secret recipe kt sitiawan 2 ngan nek motonye... knape,xcaye?? mmgla nek moto,adek aq bwk,aq xbrani lg jln bsr!! hakhak.. oit,jgn gelak!!) gud evening auntie..

auntie SR: gud evening,first of all,u isi dulu borang nie..

selepas isi dan diproses oleh auntie itu..

auntie SR: ok la.. u spm pny result kluar march ye?? smentare u tggu matrikulasi or any college,u kne kerje sini smpai u btoy2 dpt yer.. u bleyh keje kt sini starting isnin nie ye.. u keje 8 jam sehari n 6 hari seminggu ok?? u bole mintak cuti tp gaji u ptg ok!! income di sini tgk brapa jam awk keje,1 jam rm4.. klu u rajen i tmbh lg k!! blablablablablabla..(mls nk tipe sume yg die ckp..)

ALHAMDULILLAH!! at last,aq mmg btoy2 dpt keje kt sane!! thanx Allah!! sesungguhnya kalau sesuatu itu telah ditetapkan olehmu yaAllah,maka akan benar2 terjadi benda itu!! thanx Allah for granted my pray!!

peristiwa nie aq dpt blaja byk bende.. first,kalau doa,kite kene yakin btoy2 ngan ape yg kite mintak 2!! sesungguhnye,kalau sesuatu bende yg kite mintak 2 baek,nescaya Allah akan makbulkan!! selalu kalau kite doa,kdg2,msti ade rse mcm,"nak ke Allah makbulkan doa aq yg byk buat salah nie??"..quote kak wirdah,xbaek burok sangke ngan Allah!! kite nie hamba Allah,segale baek burok kite tetap hambe Allah n Allah la satu2 nye tuhan kite yg cipta kita,jd ape2 pown,kite kene mintak pada Allah.. nescaya Allah akan memakbulkan hajat2 hambe-Nya yg btoy2 yakin ngan Allah,tawadha',istiqamah n niatnye murni.. slalu dlm solat kite wajib bace al-fatihah kan?? cbe fahamkan btoy2 ayt yg ke-5 surah tue.. aq xbrani nk tls sbb takut tebalik susunan n mksd laen,tp mksdnye lebih kurang mcm ni la.. hanya Kaulah tuhan yg kami sembah dan tempat kami memohon pertolongan.. hari2 kite bace,hayati,insyaAllah Allah akan bg ape yg kite nak..Alhamdulillah!! aq gembira skrg,terima kaseh YaAllah!!

• Semoga Allah akan tunaikan permintaan aq berjaya dlm SPM 2009 dan doaku supaye bilangan org yg dpt straight a's dlm spm 2009 batch 22 akan lebih dari seratus!! insyaAllah!! :)

~january 16th,2010,0206,saturday.. hari ni bday norashiqin zawawi,january 16th.. ekin,semoga kau pnjg umur,murah rezeki dan bahagia di plkn 2 ye.. friend forever k!! doa juge dihulurkan pd mgse2 gempa bumi di Haiti,tmpt kelahiran penyanyi rap wycleaf jean yg nyanyi hips don't lie ngan shakira 2.. semoga Allah mempermudahkan mereka!! :)

Memorabilla tahun 2009..

bersama hj azmi pada malam jamuan rumah gemilang terakhir 2009..



form 5 omega yg plg handsome!! omega number 2 thn 2009!! syabas dan tahniah..



aq sayang semesti!!!! sekolah terakhir ku 2009..




saat2 akhir di bilik rehat A yg menyaksikan usaha2 ku utk SPM!!

my favourite junior!! ben yap!! he's so kind n bgs!!

ngan adek2 debate yg dh jd senior 2010.. come on!!

asrama ku!!!...

dormates plg best!!!

study2 terakhir sbelum ke medan perang bak kate fitri..

kwn baek ku!! penang mai!! anak mami..

ngan marini lg.. dh le mama kte same name!! hurmm...

sally oh lala!! salah sorunk pelatih plkn siri 1st 2009 kem tlk rubiah.. kwn dr kecik!! hehe.. gamba jamuan batch 22,05~09,hotel orient star lumut..

che nad!!! akhirnye,gambarmu dlm blog ku jua!! hehe.. my bestfren wkt lower form!! skrg pon same..

dari kiri, mimi ank ustz mad, ehem, tuan pny blog and mira manik!! almaklumle,bkn elite stdent.tringin nk pkai vest plajar cemerlang!! akhirnye tercapai..

tun,shamil,beyonce halil n nik syazne!! saat2 terakhir di klas 5 ibn haitham.. jgn men2,beyonce pon klas same ngan aq!! muke die pnat bru blk konsert smlm..

eh,pehal nie?? owh,kene campak wkt birthday?? hurmm.. mcm2.. pengalaman!! thanx kwn2!! air sejuk+best+bersih!!

pehal nie? buang tabiat?? owh,kursus haji,ko pehal nik??

amboi2!! bestfren 4eve ye yaasiin n dorm!!

jamuan 3m 05~07,sesi 2009.. best wooo!!! mcm2 aq alami kt klas nie!!! quis!!

argh.. kenyang.. saka mlm2!! sdap woo mak yaasiin msk!! hehe..

eh.ikan.. pehal ko?? hakhak.. ikan@iqbal hisham ni besfren aq gak sbb 1 dorm ngan die 3 thn!! dr f1-f3.. f4 laen2 dorm tp die still lepak dorm b6 alang2,f1~f5!! hehe..

jamuan debate 2009, thank u adek2 sbb xpayah byr.. hehe..

eeee,adeke patut pakse aq nyanyi lagu Halo-beyonce.. tp xpe,ble lg korunk nk dgr aq nyanyi?? rsekan,hayatilah,nikmatilah..blablabla..

haziq!! jgn men2.. die nie ranking number 3 Pembahas2 Sekolah Menengah Malaysia.. Cayalah haziq!!

tgh tggu mau mkn.. thanx adek2.. hehe..

hksbp kali terakhir 2009 di sekolah seri puteri.. best!!

my last debate..

my last action..

my last grand dinner of hksbp 2009.. dkt picc nie..

hehe.. ngan dekman kt cameron highland,march 2009..

this is my family.. 1st time tgkp gamba same2 in a decade.. hehe..

• so.. Inilah kenangan2 terindah sepanjang tahun 2009 yg amat penat ngan usaha utk spm!! Smoga 2010 akan membuka lembaran baru(ayt dh jemu,lapuk n xkarat nk dgr dh..) dlm hidup aq utk mnjd insan yg lbeyh baek di masa akan dtg.. InsyaAllah..

~0441,january8th, 2010.. friday.. kenangan terindah 2009..

2010 A.C finally arrived!!

assalamualaikum.. Sorry 4 hiding myself for this week.. Anyway,its not too late to bid HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010 A.C to all those readers of my blog(thankyou,sayang kamu!!),all de bloggers,buddies or whoever him or her that i knew.. So,the common thing to be heard in every new year is,RESOLUTION.. Every single people here either he or she is young or old should have their own personally resolution.. As i am.. So,the aim 4 this post is to talk about it.. The desire to have the resolution or perhaps resolutions 4 some people is depending to themselves in order 2 accomplish it with whatever or desired way!! Some people do take it seriously as it effectively becomes their trigger point in their mission to change their life to better.. Some people just..following others..you have your owns,so do i.. Then,it definetely will not be accomplished(sorry kalau terase..)!! Anyway,let us just make it realised somehow.. Don't we ever wonder how if all those resolutions become a reality?? Think about it.. Dont just make it flew away,never been fulfilled, and just a bullshit from ur mouth,heart and soul,cuz you desire it.. Well,words dont speak anything and nothing can be witnessed it,unless.. We work for it.. Cuz i know,it all for the betterment of your life!! Quote anis nabilla,"When consequences is inconsequences,staring at the spotlight is better than facing the truth".. want your only life becomes that?? New year also will be a turning point for someone,who is going matured.. someone who has a really vivid missions and aims and someone,who has taught brilliantly,what,where,when and how will their life ended.. Its all about the New Year.. Power of a New Year to conduct ourselves to the betterment of our own life.. Think about it.. Lastly,quote prince ape ntah in shrek 3 yg last2 jd king tue,"You're the only one who is standing in your way n becomes the only obstacle to grab and accomplish your dreams.."

MAY ALL OF US WILL GET WHATEVER WE ARE WISHING AND DREAMT FOR..

POWER OF NEW YER 2010..

LET US EMBARK OUR EFFORT FOR THE BETTERMENT OF OUR OWN LIFE!!

~0300,january 8th,2010,friday..

kene pakse ngan ikan utk update blog, thanx ikan!!! hakhak..

xtaw pe yg hangat sdg blaku n just tkejut sgt2 ble dpt taw megan fox sbenanye tranny!!

im hopin it was only a rumour!! :)

memoirs of 5 ibn haitham..

aq ngan quistina kt klas 4sm 2008..quistina nie antare besfren aq dr kecik!!

aq ngan ihsan tgh potong ayam nk tgk tendon ngan ligament..tekilan cuz xdpt nk bedah katak spanjang blaja bio,teacher ranti kate nk bdah katak kene beli katak yg cine mkn 2yg bsr giler 2,bru bleyh,tp ssh..last2,xbedah pown..

ni loker aq..awas,bahaye klu bkk dlm..tikus dh beranak pinak n dh jd kerajaan kowt dlm 2 sbb sepah sgt!!knape kin??ekin ke??x la..cbe tebalikkan..

mdm feizatul akmar nor nurbi..english teacher of 5 ibn haitham..

btuah gler ade teacher mcm die cuz every single grammar of english die aja!!best plak 2..klu novel The Pearl plak,die trangkan one by one until its not a matter 4 us if we dont EVER read that novel!!thanx teacher 4 everything..thanx so much.

jengjejeng..inile mrs noor 'asyikin nor aris,my favourite teacher ever a.k.a 5ih chemistry teacher..dlm gamba ni x lawa sgt,tp,klu face 2 face,cair..hehe..agak garangle,penah halau bdk klas 4sm 2008(klas aq la tue..)sbb x siapkan keje die..

eee,meja sape nie??

mestile meja nik syazne..hakhak,almaklumle,sat je lg nk blah skul,2 yg mls nk kemas 2!!

elli man2 le gusi 2!!

(msg2 study sejarah!!)

ini klas aq!!!5ibn haitham..

seleraknyew..hehe..

nie le bozer(yg pompuan 2) yg ckp bhs baku wkt ck hairulnizam tgh bengang 2..

sbelahnye,yg laki 2,shamil,antare genius2 kt smesti 2..die slalu 90 lbeyh +maths,cayalah shamil

hehe..capang..

pehal hopau sgt!!

gemuknye aq..

ooopss..silap le plak..nie gamba wkt klas 4sm 2008..

klas nie pown byk kenangan manis gak!!!

klas nie le aq ttbe rapat ngan amer hazreq,idham,nik nadia,sya,huda..n..marini!!!!

wkt klas kimia teacher syikin!!

seriously,i do adore teacher syikin so much!!!die amat2 cantik kt mate aq!!!pandai plak 2!!thanx so much teacher..hopin that ill score a 4 chemistry..experiment kimia le yg aq plg ske bwat!!!best ow...tp xsmpat nk bwat experiment gas bahaye yg smpai kene gune gas cupboard 2..

thanx 2 big head too tlg aq tuang hydrochloric acid (HCl)tue..hehe..

ngan yaasiin..yasiin boring le tue..

nie wkt kt klas biology teacher ranti..saje nk menggedik kt skeleton 2..
hehe..minat gler biology,tp xpenah score pon..thanx nway teacher ranti 4 being a great mama n teasher 4 me..

• so..inile antare gamba2 aq kt 5ibn haitham 2009 nie..thanx to all teachers especially 4 teaching us wisley,teacher fathiah,thanx sbb caring sgt2 kt saye!!teacher feizatul,thanx sbb byk bsabar ngan saye,ckgu hairulnizam,saye taw,brape kali je saye anta keje ckgu n tiap kali bincang homework,saye pure2 dh siap,maaf ye ckgu,hehe..ckgu rohaya,thanx jgk sbb byk bantu saye n byk besabar ngan saye sbb sye penah escape klas ckgu..muallimah,thanx 4 being a really good ustazah 4 me n thanx sbb ade skali 2 muallimah pnah senyum kt saye!thanx..cikgu azhar,thanx sbb slalu menyokong perbentangan sej saye..teacher syikin,thanx sbb slalu motivate saye n sye akan igt pesan teacher wkt kte sembang kt blk guru 2!!thanx so much teacher!!teacher ranti,thanx 4 being a great mum n teacher kt saye.thanx jgk teacher sbb sanggup naek ats kt klas saye smate mate nk bg ubat selsema wkt pagi 2,thanx so much teacher!!n sir yusman!!sir fizik paling comel pnah saye jumpe!!thanx sbb byk besabar ngan saye yg slalu sembang wkt sir ajar..thanx sir bg ubat skt perut wkt saye tgh sakit prowt gler2 wkt klas sir 2..thanx sir!!

• to all my classmates,thanx sbb slalu ceriakan hidup aq n slalu bwat aq gelak even aq gelak mcm g*mp$%!..sory klu lmbt anta keje skolah,lmbt byr duit klas(khas utk katon),thanx 4 everything n aq syg sgt2 kt korunk!!jgn lupe aq k!!
  
  
  
  
  
  ~0222,december 28th,2009..arini xde peristiwe menarik yg berlaku cume katon ttbe msg aq mintak msg jiwang:)..
  
  

SEVERAL THINGS I LOVE BOUT 5IH!!

• xpenah2 aq rapt ngan katon,psl klas nie la aq rapat giler2 ngan die..die ktua kelas..name btoy die,muhammad syafiq super mokh,pakwe fatin nasuha abd aziz n adek die name nasoha..mule2 K.a ktua klas,pastu tuka..pak lawak le die nie..

• klas nie ade guru klas name,En Muhammad Hairulnizam B. Muhd Zain,tabah gler100000000000x die nie!!sabo je le ngan prangai2 ktorunk!!ade skali 2 die penah ngamuk,mintak buku karangan,bonzer lek je ckp ngan bhs baku,"cikgu,karangan pertama sudah saya siapkan,malangnya,karangan kedua maish belum saya siapkan!!"bayangkanlah..aq tahan je gelak smpai merah2 muke aq sbb die tgh ngamuk wkt 2..K.A ngan sape ntah dh surrender awl2 dh wkt tu,trows kuar,bonzer bleyh plak bg alasan!!ade skali 2 die ngamuk gak sbb klas plg kotor 3 ke 4 kali beturut trut..die suroh ktorunk ktuk ktampi berirama!!malu sial!!!aq ngan berg,ko bygkanle bau bwg berg campur ngan malu,nk mati aq!!tp ktorunk pnah bwat suprise kt die,ijat ngan sape ntah curi2 msk pejabat,tgk tarikh lahir die..ktorunk plan le nk celebrate,wkt 2 after cuti raye,1st day school,ktorunk pon mls nk blaja first2,2 yg nk celebrate die 2..last2,ktorunk celebrate le die,bg hadiah jam,wallet,belt tp mlgnye..die ttp nk ngaja..wkt jamuan klas ih pon ktorunk ajak die,die ckp wkt 2,itule 1st tyme bday die disambut dlm idup die!!!bayangkan..
• haa,,nk taw ranking kuat tdo dlm klas nie x??tempat pertame,jatuh pada..bonzer,2nd-anney!!3rd-mizah!!4th-burg!!5th-mimi!!those are all da top 5!!

classmates!!

hye sume..ini gamba2 kwn klas aq or in english,my classmates!!name klas nie ibn haitham,klas 5 ibn haitham..cari le mane aq..sbenanye name klas nie klas 5sm,tp xtaw le..bak kte abah,pengetua rosidi ahmad ramly,die nk bwat perubahan kt skolah nie smpai name klas pon die tuka..he's so great!!die nk tahun 2009 nie bermule dgn kehidupan barula sng ckp..firstly,i wanna say,mule2 aq dpt taw aq dpt msk klas nie,aq mcm agak excitedle sbb rmai kwn2 bru,ade ijat,katon,yasin,bonzer,elli,hazheem etc..tp,ble dh msk klas,aq mcm bosan sgt,xde geng nk rehat,nk gelak2,nk ngutok,aq bosan sgt2!!aq mule le rse xbest..mule le rse nk muntah,loya,mengidam,pening2,marah2..(woi,itu simptom org ngandung le ngok!!!)eh,silap..xdele,aq rse xbest..tp last2,ble aq dh fhm sume org cmne,ble aq dh bley adapt,diorunk pon sume bley trime aq,sume org pon gembira,ble aq bleyh trime mcm mane busuknye bau kentot_____n_____,ble aq bleyh trime kepamnye ketiak______n_____n busuknye mulut_____..hakhak jgn mare k..so,what can i say..i love 5ih!!!!!

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT:Several Things to Know bout Me!!!!

• nik mohamad syazne nik ezanee,my full name,combination of my abah's name,nik ezanee nek anom(slalu jd mslh name atok aq nie..) and my mama's,sharidah shariff(name n ejaan sbijik mcm name mak marini khalid,blog die,i.ni. c.e.r.i.t.a a.q..).got mixed of pakistani at my abah side n mixed of european at mt mama side..


• born at july 25th,1992(same ngan faten hakim,yayat,fadzilah(kwn skolah rendah)n....sape lg ntah..)at lumut district hospital(i have no idea what has or had happened to dat hospital..)


• at first,i stayed at block A2,naval residential of lumut naval base,then when i was 4,i moved to taman sri selamat,sitiawan until i was 15,at last,i moved to kpg tersusun,batu 7 lekir in same neighbourhood of hadzrin n suprisingly,ihsan...


• i am one of the thousands ex-smestian(sekolah menengah sains teluk intan..).this is my schooling phase history-at first,tabika kemas batu 10.then,batu 10 primary school until standard 2,st francis primary school till standard 3 n i finished my primary school at gugusan lekir primary school..and..i was offered 2 continue me secondary school study at semesti!!!!i successfully ended my study there!!Alhamdulillah..


• then..what else??


• i love to make friend,i love my FRIENDS ,i love people around me,i dont discriminate people but sumtyme love to teasing,i love my family!!i love every single one who ever taught me whenever,wherever i was,i love people who always supporting me,i love people who love me,i love people who treat me nicely!!i love to eat!i do really appriciate every good deed given 2 me . the most important is..I LOVE ALLAH,RASULULLAH,HIS SAHABAT,WIVES, CHILDREN AND EVERYONE WHO IS JIHAD ON SIRATHAL MUSTAQIM LILLAH HITA'ALA..


• thats all about me,,briefly..kinda..hehe..


• nice to know u..keep following my blog k..im sure there will be a satisfaction in it..i try my best 2 create it as good as possible k..assalamualaikum..

~2246,november 26th,2009,sein ngan nana bru menang sehati berdansa musim ke-3,tahniah..arini jgk accident ngeri involving bus kt highway plus,perak,al-fatihah 2 all the victims..